20 Father's Day Jokes To Have Some Laghter Time With Your Dad

You have already bought so many fathers day gifts to wish him the happiest fathers day. Wish to give your father something funny for Father's Day? Why not tell him a joke. Here's a list of some hilarious fathers day jokes that you can send him on fathers day.

1.Dad: You'll never amount to anything because you procrastinate.

Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!

2. Hi, Sweetie, how was school today?

daughter: You can read all about it on my Facebook, Dad!

3. Dad: "Hey babe, you smell that?"

Mom: "No." Dad: "Me neither, start cooking."

4. Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.

Son: But, Dad, I'm just trying to get my gum back!

5. Five sons asked their father, "who is most obedient?"

Father replied that "The obedient one doesn't ever talk back to mother". Quickly, one of his

five sons replied that "Okay, dad, you are the most obedient then".

6. Dad: How do you like fourth grade?

Son: It isn't much fun.

Dad: That's too bad. It was the best three years of my life!

7.Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?

Dad: No

Son: Then it's a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

8. Johnny's father: Let me see your report card.

Johnny: I don't have it.

Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

9. Man: How old is your father?

Child: As old as me.

Man: How is it possible?

Child: He became a father only when I was born.

10. Dad: Let me see your report card.

Son: I don't have it.

Dad: Why not?

Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

11.Son: Dad, I'm hungry.

Dad: Hello, Hungry, I'm Dad.

Son: Dad, I'm serious.

Dad: I thought you were Hungry?

12.Dad: Let me see your report card.

Son: I don't have it.

Dad: Why not?

Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

13. Dad: How old is your father?

Child: As old as me.

Dad: How is that possible?

Child: He became a father only when I was born.

14. Once a son asked for another glass full of water from his father, the father said he already had given 10 glasses. The son replied that "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

15. Dad: How do you like fourth grade?

Son: It isn't much fun.

Dad: That's too bad. It was the best three years of my life!

16. Son: Hey, Dad, what's this movie about?

Dad: It's about two hours.

17 Son: I'll call you later.

Dad: Don't call me later, call me Dad.

Dad: What is the lunchmeat that tastes like hot dogs?

Son: Bologna?

Dad: This isn't bologna, son, but a serious question.

18. My Dad thinks he wears the trousers in our house, but it's always Mum who tells him which pair to put on!

19 "Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water, please?" "But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!" "Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

20. What treat do-dads like for Father's Day?

A: POPsicles.

Send these jokes along with a fathers's day gift card and make him smile wide.